Bed Bugs and the Stab Rape

[scottstrange]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination

Traumatic insemination, also known as hypodermic insemination, is the mating practice in some species of invertebrates in which the male pierces the female's abdomen with his penis and injects his sperm through the wound into her abdominal cavity (hemocoel).[1] The sperm diffuse through the female's hemolymph, reaching the ovaries and resulting in fertilization.

and now you know,

and knowings half the battle!

[scottstrange]

[honey]

No WONDER the bed bugs liked you, Brad.

[honey]

[Brad Rychard]

I'm pretty sure I was raped once or twice in April.

[Brad Rychard]

[lensflair]

I think I remember that but swear I had nothing to do with it... unless you liked it.

[lensflair]

[Brad Rychard]

Well the rape was gentle, like a good raping should be. 

I could make a joke here but I'm afraid I can't allow any talk of human sex in my forums.

[Brad Rychard]

[honey]

Really?

[honey]

[Brad Rychard]

Well, to clarify, human sex with animals is okay to talk about and sex between the same gender talk is also okay.  But who wants to hear about sex between a man and a woman?  Ugh.

[Brad Rychard]

[honey]

Are you going to add this to the "rules" thread? 

[honey]

[Brad Rychard]

Nah, I'll just have Fat DJ do it on a 'need to enforce' basis.  I think most of us already realize that it is for the greater good.

[Brad Rychard]

[lensflair]

I for one approve.  No sexing for anyone but the bedbugs!

[lensflair]

[honey]

Technically, I approve, too- but you know how I feel about rules.

[honey]

[Fat DJ]

Well, to clarify, human sex with animals is okay to talk about and sex between the same gender talk is also okay.  But who wants to hear about sex between a man and a woman?  Ugh.

YOU HAVE SAID THE WORDS THAT ANGER ME THE MOST!

[Fat DJ]

[honey]

The statute of limitations has expired on this matter.

[honey]

[Fat DJ]

I adhere to no such thing.

[Fat DJ]

[honey]

Well, you can file a motion, but there will be no conviction.

[honey]