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Noticeably fat, but not boner killing fat.

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And I think that's the first time in my life I've legitimately used the word "boner'.

Hurray!

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Pros and Cons of dating a fat chick.

Pro: Massive rack                                                                               Con: She fat
Pro: It will net me some points with the big guy upstairs                  Con: School kids will yell insults at us when their bus drives past
Pro: She will always be on my hook                                                   Con: Aleks will win when we discuss our girlfriends' weights
Pro: Probably more open minded, sexually                                        Con: If I pick up the bill for dinner, it will probably be more expensive than usual
Pro: Huggable                                                                                    Con: She could probably beat me in a fight.

Looks like it's down to a coin flip.

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[honey]

I think it's going to have to come down to the specific fat chick. 


And I would like pictures to indicate levels of fat, and labels of what you deem acceptable vs. "boner killing."

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Wouldn't that violate rule 4?

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[Brad Rychard]

We don't even have a rule 2 here.   I support the idea of having reference fat.

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Sophie Dahl is boner inducing fat.



Beth Ditto is boner killing fat.

Any fat that's closer to Sophie Dahl than Beth Ditto is acceptable. But it's a wide (lol) spectrum.

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[Brad Rychard]

Listen to your cock and you will find the answer you are searching for.

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I think she just snapped at me for joking about how my taste in music is always correct.

Penis just said "forget about her".

Women

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[honey]

Thank you for your fat-reference photos.  I hope the girl who dared snap at you gets none of your attention.  Unless she's me, and then I do think you probably had it coming.

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The only girl I could ever love (besides Honey) just got on a plane to Mexico. Life sucks.

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[honey]

She didn't love you as much as I do anyway.

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My Cane/Hat Man t-shirt got me laid tonight. Well maybe it was mostly me, and I did have to make-up that the baby he was stabbing was the future Hitler, but she wouldn't have talked to me without that shirt, so kudos, C/H man.

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[honey]

Congratulations on your sexual conquest!  And congratulations Bradley for making it possible! 







I am so jealous and sad. 

[honey]

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To add to the list of things I can do that Bradley can not, I turned a lesbian tonight. We'll see how long it lasts when we have dinner tonight. I don't want to be accused of being homophobic so she can go back to the ladies, but when she pretended not to be a lesbian tonight just to impress me, it was cute..

(I was wearing the cane/hat man t-shirt again tonight.)

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