Who's in charge here?

That is me, Brad Van Rychard.  In the past I've had a few online monikers such as Dziga and Dzigs but I never really intended to use those long term. 

Do you think I should murder people?

No...well maybe if they're trying to murder you.

Are you a sick human being?

I don't think so.  Cane/Hat Man is spawned from the Morphine Nation school of comedy, where nothing is considered sacred or off limits.  I do not believe that a comic itself (one featuring stick figures no less) can cause harm to anyone.  Nonetheless, I'm sure there are some people out there that could consider this site offensive so if you are one of those people I will ask you now to go away, I probably wouldn't like you anyway.  However, if it needs to be said, the actions and beliefs of Cane/Hat Man do not necessarily reflect those of the author.

Does Cane/Hat Man truly feel happiness about what he does?

Good Question. There are many schools of thought on this and if you're interested in discussing it, I recommend contributing to the section of the forums entitled "The Great Hall of Philosophical Hearings and Arguments Concerning Cane/Hat Man.

I don't get it!

Cane/Hat Man has always wanted to know the world but refuses to succumb to it. For commiting such simple acts, it would seem that the motivation behind such actions is anything but.

How do you read Cane/Hat Man?

In some circumstances which will be self-evident I'll use single panel format but for most non-Insolence editions, here is the definitive guide:




Are you going to have your comic start out with just being funny in the beginning and then gradually over time have the humour sort of dissipate when you run out of ideas and try to incorporate a sometimes misinformed message into everything?

Yes.

How do I donate to Cane/Hat Man!?

CaneCorp Inc. and all of its investors are a subsidiary of Bradco and as such are not eligible to receive funding by private donation. It is probably due to the stabbing.

Where can I purchase a souvenir from my Cane/Hat Man experience?

www.cafepress.com/canehatman

How can I work for canehatman.com?

Please visit our careers section for any new positions.

Is there a way I can upgrade my account?

Yes! For only $19.95 a month, you can purchase a Cane/Hat Man Pro account which removes the content filtration, the end result providing 15% more humour.

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How do I become an important artist?

It is something that you're born with. It is not something to be trifled with. It is a resource, a source of power, an ability to reach inside someone and make him feel like life is worth living but with also the power to destroy.

I want more Cane/Hat Man!

I post as often as I can but the truth is that I'm struggling to feed my wife and kids as well as coping with the cancer/AIDS.

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